We can’t all be at World Fantasy Con, so… It’s storytime (briefly), with Shimmer staffers. Victims Participants this time include: Beth Wodzinski, Sean Markey, GrĂ¡ Linnaea, Sophie Wereley, and Keffy Kehrli.
You have before you three items: a black and white striped umbrella, a pair of red shoes, and a packet of seeds. There is a rabbit somewhere nearby (or possibly a zombie, one never knows). What’s the first sentence of this story?
BW: “Dorothy,” said the White Rabbit, “I’d like you to meet Alice. Now come along!”
KK: What’s the sound of one hand clapping? Oh, that’s right, kind of a sad flapping noise.
SM: I’ve heard it’s bad luck to open an umbrella inside the house, but when you suspect your house is infested with zombies, you already have the worst kind of luck.
SW: Plants vs. Zombies, the VR REAL-D EX edition, was the only thing that Mom told me I was not allowed to the install in the LiveScreen.
GL: “The rabbits came for her monthly, when the moon was but a sliver.”
Next time: What’s the last book you read? What’s the last book you bought?