Description: Dark brown leather valise, ~29,300 cubic centimeters in volume. Pigskin lining intact, beef leather exterior badly degraded. Waterlogged, and upon arrival sported a generous coating of rotting leaves. Remnants of blood were found on one exterior corner of the valise.
1 packet of facial tissues, partially used
2 facial tissues, used, crumpled
1 day planner [see attached transcript for details] with regular appointments: Tuesday Sales Meeting, and AA Meeting
1 charger for Blackberry smartphone
3 tubes of lip balm, partially used (manufacturer: Chapstik; plain, plain, and cherry-flavored)
1 plain white number 10 envelope, opened, somewhat dirty, addressed to: A. R.
Contents of envelope:
1 ticket stub for Dr. Birrenbaum’s Stupendous Sideshow, with subtitle: Feel the Raw Power of the Ferocious Tiger Boy! Hear the Heartbreaking Song of the Bird Woman! Dream Darkly as You Gaze Upon the Siren!
1 condom wrapper, empty (manufacturer: Trojan)
1 flight feather, species unknown, golden in color, broken
1 gold wedding band
1 cameo (shell) image of unknown woman, inscribed with: In Loving Memory, broken
6 pens (5 ballpoint, 1 Parker brand fountain with gold nib)
1 Gold Rolex watch inscribed with: My darling A. R., love [scratched out and unreadable], perpetual movement shattered
1 Blackberry smartphone, broken [Note: See attached file for recovered contact list; no hits yet, messages left.]
3 pictures recovered from SIM card:
- color, picture of newspaper photograph, portrait of woman similar to cameo image [Note: No facial match from missing persons.]
- color, same woman on stage, wearing artificial wings composed of golden feathers
- color, same woman, nude on blanket, manacle around one ankle, weeping [Note: Picture is blurry, appears to have been taken through glass.]
1 metal bottle screw-cap (manufacturer: Jack Daniels)
1 empty stainless steel hip flask, plain, cap broken
1 20-piece lockpick set (manufacturer: Tyro) in cloth case, three picks bent, two missing
1 Smith & Wesson M-31-1 revolver
5 .32 bullets
1 Weekly World News (date: 21.9.16) folded to page three on article with headline: Bird Woman on the Loose! [Note: In the article, the “Bird Woman” is said to have escaped from Dr. Birrenbaum’s Stupendous Sideshow, injuring a security guard in the process, and be at large in the Rotterdam woods.]
1 “fortune” from fortune cookie (manufacturer: Feizou), reading: If you love something, let it go.
3 red maple leaves [Note: different species from those found coating the outside of the valise]
1 flight feather, species unknown, golden in color, unbroken
1 heart, mother of pearl, unbroken
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